December 11, 2025
The Onion with another clasic. Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic: “He was tall and impossibly hideous, with a mustache that made my blood run cold,” said Walton, who shuddered visibly as...
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December 06, 2025
Olivia Nuzzi’s RFK affair book was going to be self-serving. It’s so much worse than that.: Are blond white women OK? I am, notoriously, brunette, but even I have started to notice that blond white...
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December 04, 2025
Sombr Is Mid: They are born into this world between the ages of 19 and 25 with some cookie cutter backstory about how they “risked it all” to “pursue their dreams.” I cannot pin down exactly which...
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December 03, 2025
Night Night For Narcoleptic Napoleon: ...yesterday, the President of the United States, a man allegedly in charge of a nuclear arsenal and not the early bird special at Golden Corral, held a fully...
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December 03, 2025
Why is Mark Zuckerberg building a private apocalypse bunker in Hawaii?: But, like Ozymandias, Mark Zuckerberg may one day learn the hard way that all of his planning to elevate himself above the...
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December 01, 2025
This is basically the reason I ended up in law school. Shyster: How I Went From Practicing Law to Living My Dream: All of which led me to the same place it leads most people with my particular blend...
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November 30, 2025
I just found out about Jenny Holzer. Here are some of my favorite text based works by her:
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November 30, 2025
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November 29, 2025
You're a Bunch of Cowards!: What I do know is that if you are looking for negative role models for masculine virtue, there is an easy way to find them. They are employed by ICE. They are employed by...
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November 28, 2025
Now that Rusty Foster has concluded his Appalachian Trail hike, I got resubscribed to Today In Tabs. He has some great lines when describing the events this year: Sic Transit Gloria Monday: The only...
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November 28, 2025
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November 27, 2025
I really wish the Dems had begun with this approach. Shove the Presidency Down Trump’s Throat: Rather than exert so much energy trying to thrust Trump out of the presidency, liberals would be well...
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November 27, 2025
Surprise. When you marry an amoral piece of trash, you're not going to have a lot of introspection about the choices that led you to that point. What is Cheryl Hines thinking? Nothing, apparently: “I...
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November 25, 2025
Chip Kelly Learns That Like Any Ancient Evil, The Raiders Demand Blood: It plainly was both a deed of premeditation and passion. Carroll's public image is that of a happy-talk guy, a players’ coach...
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November 25, 2025
Rusty Foster is an OG when it comes to describing people in the most devastating way possible. ZZ Flop: My favorite Tiktok semiotics guy Aidan Walker made an extremely good point in describing...
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