Media Mogul Vows To Defeat Her Most Dreadful Creation

The Onion with another clasic. Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic: “He was tall and impossibly hideous, with a mustache that made my blood run cold,” said Walton, who shuddered visibly as...

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Blond white women are in such varied states of disarray

Olivia Nuzzi’s RFK affair book was going to be self-serving. It’s so much worse than that.: Are blond white women OK? I am, notoriously, brunette, but even I have started to notice that blond white...

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Beware the false troubadour at all costs

Sombr Is Mid: They are born into this world between the ages of 19 and 25 with some cookie cutter backstory about how they “risked it all” to “pursue their dreams.” I cannot pin down exactly which...

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Don Snoreleone

Night Night For Narcoleptic Napoleon: ...yesterday, the President of the United States, a man allegedly in charge of a nuclear arsenal and not the early bird special at Golden Corral, held a fully...

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Should have been a socialist

Why is Mark Zuckerberg building a private apocalypse bunker in Hawaii?: But, like Ozymandias, Mark Zuckerberg may one day learn the hard way that all of his planning to elevate himself above the...

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My particular blend of talent, disposition and lack of ambition

This is basically the reason I ended up in law school. Shyster: How I Went From Practicing Law to Living My Dream: All of which led me to the same place it leads most people with my particular blend...

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Jenny Holzer

I just found out about Jenny Holzer. Here are some of my favorite text based works by her:

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Booty had me like

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The deep inadequacy that haunts you every day

You're a Bunch of Cowards!: What I do know is that if you are looking for negative role models for masculine virtue, there is an easy way to find them. They are employed by ICE. They are employed by...

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Rusty Foster

Now that Rusty Foster has concluded his Appalachian Trail hike, I got resubscribed to Today In Tabs. He has some great lines when describing the events this year: Sic Transit Gloria Monday: The only...

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The Golden Calf

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Shove the presidency down his throat

I really wish the Dems had begun with this approach. Shove the Presidency Down Trump’s Throat: Rather than exert so much energy trying to thrust Trump out of the presidency, liberals would be well...

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Perch of bloodstained luxury

Surprise. When you marry an amoral piece of trash, you're not going to have a lot of introspection about the choices that led you to that point. What is Cheryl Hines thinking? Nothing, apparently: “I...

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Misery farm

Chip Kelly Learns That Like Any Ancient Evil, The Raiders Demand Blood: It plainly was both a deed of premeditation and passion. Carroll's public image is that of a happy-talk guy, a players’ coach...

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Emotional labor for men who hate themselves

Rusty Foster is an OG when it comes to describing people in the most devastating way possible. ZZ Flop: My favorite Tiktok semiotics guy Aidan Walker made an extremely good point in describing...

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