The Legend of Brosmer
"Carson Wentz internal monologue: "Well Carson... you gave it your best. And that's all that counts. Golly gee, no one can take that from ya, fella." "That was your best? Christ. You disgust me."...
I didn’t even know that was possible at a gas station
Baker in Florida is a whole different vibe. From Sports Memery: ""Texas and Florida have a lot of similarities," Baker told reporters. "Some people don’t like fearing for their lives on a simple...
What if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn
Ken White with a great description of the Epstein Ballroom and Predator Patio's aesthetic: I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein...
Mike Johnson's look
Ed Burmila with a spot on description of Mike Johnson: Mike Johnson looks like a funeral home director with a map of all wooded locations in the county within binoculars range of a Curves.
The Donaldian style of communication
Gavin Newsom's press office has been having a field day creating tweets that mimic Trump's style. Some of my favs: 2025 From 8-12: DONALD TRUMP, THE LOWEST POLLING PRESIDENT IN RECENT HISTORY, THIS...
She’s likely to become the warden of the police state
Everything you thought about Kristi Noem will be proven correct by this article. But the most galling thing is how she is fully dedicated to enriching herself at the cost of the American people....
Wine moms going hard on MAGA
This was very heartening to see on Bluesky: every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the...
The festering carcass of American rot
Oliver Kornetzke posted this scorcher on his Facebook page: Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the...
I am but an innocent lad
Dingus of the Week: The Young Republican Group Chat: Don’t you love how white men are men and must be treated as such until the very moment you expect them to empty the dishwasher, watch the...
Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends
Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends: Sometimes, you end up losing all of your friends because you can't stop writing pro-genocide propaganda for Bari...
Greed will always destroy art
Kelsey McKinney saying what we were all thinking: I think the answer is simpler: Greed will always destroy art, and Swift’s desire for profit—her need to sell product when she already has far more...
Trump's appeal
This Facebook post from Paul Eisenstein summed up why so many people still love Trump: I’ve seldom seen anyone so succinctly identify what Trump’s appeal is to so many Americans. His niece summed up...
I am a deep thinker and I am wondering why you think you have a right to live
Dingus of the Week: Bari Weiss All of this appears under the guise of, “Aw, geez, just asking questions.” They’re not right, they’re not left, the Free Press claims; they’re just asking why all...
Deniro on MAGA
The Secretary of Swole
Hegseth Delivers Inspiration, Pushups, To The Youth: It's been a busy week for the secretary of swole. In between deploying troops to various liberal hellholes around the country and conducting mole...