Rusty Foster

Now that Rusty Foster has concluded his Appalachian Trail hike, I got resubscribed to Today In Tabs. He has some great lines when describing the events this year: Sic Transit Gloria Monday: The only...

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The Golden Calf

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Shove the presidency down his throat

I really wish the Dems had begun with this approach. Shove the Presidency Down Trump’s Throat: Rather than exert so much energy trying to thrust Trump out of the presidency, liberals would be well...

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Perch of bloodstained luxury

Surprise. When you marry an amoral piece of trash, you're not going to have a lot of introspection about the choices that led you to that point. What is Cheryl Hines thinking? Nothing, apparently: “I...

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Misery farm

Chip Kelly Learns That Like Any Ancient Evil, The Raiders Demand Blood: It plainly was both a deed of premeditation and passion. Carroll's public image is that of a happy-talk guy, a players’ coach...

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Emotional labor for men who hate themselves

Rusty Foster is an OG when it comes to describing people in the most devastating way possible. ZZ Flop: My favorite Tiktok semiotics guy Aidan Walker made an extremely good point in describing...

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I am but a small girl

Dingus of the week: Lindsey Halligan: Your honor, I am but a small girl. I cannot be expected to know things like the law or how to do my job. Halligan once interned for the Innocence Project. Which...

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Fairness has no place here anymore

Now Is The Time To Maximize Republicans' Political Pain: Democrats, I hope, will learn that they can play offense if they choose to play offense over the next year. And they can do just that if they...

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Nosferatu McGoebbels

This is the best Stephen Miller nickname. fascism, but with fuckwits: naturally, when Nosferatu McGoebbels caught wind of this video, he threw a tantrum.

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Prince Bonesaw bin-Murdertrash

Mike Johnson Is FREAKED By The Epstein Vote. So What's Really Up His Ass?: Last night, coming out of the state dinner Donald Trump threw for Prince Bonesaw bin-Murdertrash, House Speaker Mike Johnson...

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Shame them back into the shadows

We are under no obligation to keep relationships going just because we happened to be born at a certain time to a person. It Is Not Only Alright To Shame, And Ultimately Ostracize, Your MAGA...

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Scaredy-cat husk of a soul

Jo Carducci says what I feel much more articulately than I ever could. An Open Letter to Those Self-gelding Dems,: The GOP isn’t here to “work together.” They’re here to rip your face off, wear it as...

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It’s a confession

Jo Carducci breaking down the MAGA mindset. No One Made Them Monsters: That was always Trump’s singular skill. He didn’t teach them hate. He gave them the greenlight. He told them the filth in their...

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Craigslist Sarah Palin

Everyone is catching strays from Lyz Lenz this week. Dingus of the week: Definitely not Joyce Carol Oates: The Epstein Files: Laura Ingraham is one to talk, since her whole vibe is every blonde...

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She looks older

Megyn Kelly has always been suspect. But she just decided to show her whole ass, and not in a sexy way. This hollow husk of teased blonde hair held together by Botox and YouTube likes is apparently...

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