July 05, 2025
[Tags: sports, absurdist]
Sports Memery had this banger about Larry Bird and Shawn Kemp: Few people know the connection between Larry Bird and Shawn Kemp. At age 33, Bird discovered that teenage phenom Shawn Kemp had...
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July 01, 2025
[Tags: sports, absurist]
Darnold and CJ Stroud: After the Texans game, Sam Darnold approached CJ Stroud, who had been sacked five times, to offer some advice. "Stop taking those hits," Darnold said, giving Stroud a pat on...
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June 29, 2025
[Tags: funny, politics]
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June 15, 2025
[Tags: politics]
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June 14, 2025
[Tags: politics]
The Worst People In America: For starters, none of the people the Times spoke with seem to understand that they—personally—are culpable for Carol’s imprisonment. Waitress Celena Horton says she loves...
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June 09, 2025
[Tags: politics]
Rusty Foster is off the Appalachian Trail, and he came back hot! Friends Forever: Increasingly malevolent emperor Donald Trump and Boer piss baby Elon Musk spent much of last week doing what they...
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June 08, 2025
[Tags: sports]
Why the Brock Purdy Contract Stinks: And these are the 49ers, for heaven’s sake: the franchise that never met a big-name veteran that it couldn’t alienate with its intermittent-fasting approach to...
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June 03, 2025
[Tags: memes]
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June 02, 2025
[Tags: sports]
Box Score Banter: The Foreseeable, the Unforeseeable, & the Taylor Walls Ejection: No doubt, Walls is already furious on the first day of pride month, stuck playing for a team which, horrifyingly,...
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June 01, 2025
[Tags: politics]
Missouri MAGA Mommies Didn’t Vote For Trump To Deport This One Immigrant They Like!: The New York Times is out with what may become a new kind of Cletus Safari, where instead of visiting diners to...
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May 26, 2025
[Tags: politics]
From Ed Burmila on Bluesky: The Venn Diagram of people who say "We need to give more money to trade schools and less to fake Gender Studies universities!" and people who want their own kids going to...
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May 23, 2025
[Tags: memes]
I don't get Chalamet's appeal, but this is a great memes:
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May 13, 2025
[Tags: wisdom]
I heard this on the U Up? podcast, but it's apparently a Christian saying: Man's rejection is god's protection.
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May 13, 2025
[Tags: sports]
Box Score Banter: Nemesis: A nemesis, defined in one way as the inescapable agent of someone’s downfall, is one of the most common archetypes in sports.
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May 10, 2025
[Tags: life]
After hearing about the grim men's lifestyle, I have a way to describe how I felt when I went to the club in college. Paul Pierce Loses ESPN Gig After Broadcasting Grim Men's Evening: Why did Paul...
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