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Big Brother 2021

On this season's beach vacation meets Vegas theme: I hope they play actual casino games and not just do lame stuff like "You have to get drinks to OTEV at the craps table!" 

Katy Perry

Pop Conspiracy Theory: After she stops being relevant in pop culture, Katy Perry will go back to being a Christian and make money telling everyone about Hollywood's inside secrets.

Sporty Spice

After much thought on the matter, I think Sporty Spice had the best wardrobe situation while with the Spice Girls. She always got to wear comfy workout clothes and sneakers. It couldn't have taken her more than 5 minutes to get dressed before a show.

How Squints From "The Sandlot" Caused The Dumbening Of America

I have determined that the dumbening of America can be directly attributed to the movie “The Sandlot”.

In the movie, there is a scene where a nerd named Squints fakes drowning. When hot lifeguard Wendy Peffercorn begins performing CPR on Squints, he unexpectedly kisses her. She is horrified and kicks Squints and his friends out of the pool.

After the movie was released, all the hot lifeguards said, “That’s not going to be me!” So, in an effort to avoid being “Sandlotted”, the hot lifeguards let drowning nerds die instead of attempting mouth to mouth.

From the time the movie was released until it left our national consciousness (estimated at 2002), countless future scientists, engineers and doctors perished in the public pools dotting this great land.

Because of Squints, we now have Sarah Palin and Louie Gohmert in positions of power.

Sci Fi

I was thinking of watching the movie where Common falls in love with Queen Latifah, but I'm not really in the mood for science fiction.

Fantasy suite

I only watch one episode of “The Bachelor” every season: the fantasy suite episode.

When the runner up is told she is being eliminated, you see the confusion, betrayal and then self-loathing flash across her face after she realizes she had sex with a virtual stranger for no return. I’m a terrible person, because this delights me to no end.

Accepted

Watched 'Accepted' last night. The movie reminded me that I need to buy hobo stab insurance.

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