Famous Movie Quotes:

There's something I love about phrases being put into chart form.

Truer words were never spoken:

A journey of a thousand miles begins with an eviction notice and a restraining order.

Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date:

"The sober authority of the printed word continues to hold value for those attempting to extort large sums of money from wealthy people who wish to see their loved ones alive again, and not chopped into pieces and left in steamer trunks on their doorsteps."

It's satire, and I love it!

An American Accent to Pakistani Rock:

My cousin Sheru's band co-Ven got mentioned in this article!

This is my worst nightmare.

Reggie Miller -- I'm No Homewrecker, Just a Flirt

The entire Southern California coastline was roped into the story last weekend, after Alex von Furstenberg -- the son of designer Diane von Furstenberg -- hired a small plane to fly over the beaches with a sign that read, "Reggie Miller Stop Pursuing Married Women."

Reggie Miller is spending his retirement in... interesting ways.

This monkey has been my Twitter profile pic for the last 13 years. I just found out it's from an absinthe ad.

Darko is a Serbian gangster!

"I'm telling you, Darko is a Serbian gangster," Rasheed Wallace said. "Darko's got some bodies back there (in Serbia-Montenegro). He can go psycho on guys."

My favorite quote from Volltaire is from Candide:

For my part, I read only to please myself. I like only that which serves my purpose.