Truer words were never spoken:
A journey of a thousand miles begins with an eviction notice and a restraining order.
"The sober authority of the printed word continues to hold value for those attempting to extort large sums of money from wealthy people who wish to see their loved ones alive again, and not chopped into pieces and left in steamer trunks on their doorsteps."
It's satire, and I love it!
This is my worst nightmare.
The entire Southern California coastline was roped into the story last weekend, after Alex von Furstenberg -- the son of designer Diane von Furstenberg -- hired a small plane to fly over the beaches with a sign that read, "Reggie Miller Stop Pursuing Married Women."
Reggie Miller is spending his retirement in... interesting ways.