Ice-T Podcast Live Blog

Ice on"The Hunger Games": If they can hunt so good, why don't they just hunt food?

Ice on Brad Pitt: If your man don't like Brad Pitt, he's just a bitch.

Ice and his friend on gaming:

  • Friend: I can't play no games. I get carper tunnel.
  • Ice: What the f**k is carper tunnel?
  • Friend: Where your hands get messed up, brotha.

Ice on Crocs (the shoes): You might as well put on some Crocs, if you're trying to have some p***y repellent.


Get Your Fake Conscience Objections Off My Lawn

This article articulates my opinion of corporations claiming religious conscience better than I ever could:

...if someone serving in the military came to me and said they wanted me to defend their right to refuse military service, but that they also wanted to keep their job and be paid as if they were actually serving in combat, I would laugh in their face.


Can someone please explain to me how one would fake the funk on a nasty dunk?

Can someone please explain to me how one would fake the funk on a nasty dunk?:

From urbandictionary - Fake the Funk: (v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.

In layman's terms, it's an act similar to being someone you're not just to impress others.


The New Yorker described Robert Mugabe as the Emperor Palpatine Of African politics. Checks out.


Chelsea Peretti

From the "Call Chelsea Peretti" podcast:

Did you major in feminism? You give off the vibe of someone who cries a lot.

A special club

Either George Carlin or Drew Carey said this, but it's still a classic.

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

Fred Davis, Attorney at Law: The Courtroom Transcripts

Fred Davis, Attorney at Law: The Courtroom Transcripts:

Chaka cross-examination of Davis on April 10, 2012

Chaka: Let’s look at these photos right here. Because I went to college. I go back to my homecoming every year. Why? Because a building on the campus named after a family of my family.

Davis: So, they use a pimp cup, that’s all.

Hate the game

With one exchange, my self-identity has been thrown into doubt:

Steve: Hate the game, not the player...
Me: You can be a player. I'm more like a coach or an owner.
Steve: As such, you represent the game, and are worthy of hate.


Crusader cat

This has been my Facebook profile picture for the past 10 years. I tried to change it once, but the public clamored for the cat to come back.



IT smoking

Besides Dick Cheney in a Go Kart, this is the most unsettling picture I've ever seen.



The college guy vs high schoolers

I don't know where I found this, but it checks out:

I've figured out the moral of the LeBron story: Stay in school. Wade: 3 years at Marquette; Bosh: 1 year at Georgia Tech; the kid from Akron: no college. The most educated guy convinced his dumber friends to come play on his team for less money.