Ice on"The Hunger Games": If they can hunt so good, why don't they just hunt food?

Ice on Brad Pitt: If your man don't like Brad Pitt, he's just a bitch.

Ice and his friend on gaming:

• Friend: I can't play no games. I get carper tunnel.
• Ice: What the f**k is carper tunnel?
• Friend: Where your hands get messed up, brotha.

Ice on Crocs (the shoes): You might as well put on some Crocs, if you're trying to have some p***y repellent.

This article articulates my opinion of corporations claiming religious conscience better than I ever could:

...if someone serving in the military came to me and said they wanted me to defend their right to refuse military service, but that they also wanted to keep their job and be paid as if they were actually serving in combat, I would laugh in their face.

Can someone please explain to me how one would fake the funk on a nasty dunk?:

From urbandictionary - Fake the Funk: (v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.

In layman's terms, it's an act similar to being someone you're not just to impress others.

Kendrick Lamar's verse on "Control" has sparked a controversy in the hip hop world. After going down a rabbit hole, I found this awesome article about the stories behind 50 rap beefs. I will present the highlights without comment, because they need no embellishment.

Nicki Minaj "Roman's Revenge" (2010)

Target: Lil Kim

My speedometer says "BOOB".

The New Yorker described Robert Mugabe as the Emperor Palpatine Of African politics. Checks out.

There is a man out there named Boris Chinchilla, and he has made love with a woman.

Everyone knows I love a good rap song translation.

Here's one of Bandz A Make Her Dance by Juicy J:

6 Insane True Stories More Badass Than Any Action Movie:

This is an awesome in-depth look into Tupac Shakur's life:

He always thought he was going to die young, and his paranoid (but very real) mindset obviously is a factor on how much he recorded.

And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles.:

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read

From the "Call Chelsea Peretti" podcast:

Did you major in feminism? You give off the vibe of someone who cries a lot.

Too Close for Comfort:

He threatened he would start wearing a suit to games, because "this is obviously just a business."

Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley were so close, and he was so devastated when Cuttino was traded, that extreme measures were threatened.

Either George Carlin or Drew Carey said this, but it's still a classic.

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

Fred Davis, Attorney at Law: The Courtroom Transcripts:

Chaka cross-examination of Davis on April 10, 2012

Chaka: Let’s look at these photos right here. Because I went to college. I go back to my homecoming every year. Why? Because a building on the campus named after a family of my family.

Davis: So, they use a pimp cup, that’s all.

A great comment from a woman on Reddit about the problems with big breasts:

I have a slight problem with this picture, so bare with me for a moment while I explain it as best as I can.

Imagine you have an abnormally large package. Think large enough that it is quite prominently visible through all the jeans you own.

Late to bed, late to wake, keeps you long on money and short on mistakes.

With one exchange, my self-identity has been thrown into doubt:

Steve: Hate the game, not the player...
Me: You can be a player. I'm more like a coach or an owner.
Steve: As such, you represent the game, and are worthy of hate.

The Shame of College Sports:

This article is what opened my eyes to the predatory practices of the NCAA.

This hippo always makes me laugh:

My favorite XKCD line ever:

Baron Davis's reaction to this dunk always gets me amped up.

This has been my Facebook profile picture for the past 10 years. I tried to change it once, but the public clamored for the cat to come back.

Besides Dick Cheney in a Go Kart, this is the most unsettling picture I've ever seen.

My schedule for July 2010

I don't know where I found this, but it checks out:

I've figured out the moral of the LeBron story: Stay in school. Wade: 3 years at Marquette; Bosh: 1 year at Georgia Tech; the kid from Akron: no college. The most educated guy convinced his dumber friends to come play on his team for less money.