So for any of you who have kids that play little league baseball, you’re aware of how mind-numbingly exhausting these games can be. It’s so difficult watching from the stands as little Timmy pitches his 11th straight 4-pitch walk in a row. That being said, me and a couple of the other dads decided it would make the games more fun if we had some action on them. Pretty standard bets to start. Who wins the game, number of strike outs, how many errors Tyler will have within the first 3 innings at catcher, etc. Low and behold, the idea has really started taking off.

I love this story about how Jim Harbaugh dealt with young women who were flirting with him:

Judge Lynn Toler from Divorce Court said the following to a guy who claimed he liked to make it rain at the strip club:

At $7.25 an hour, how much precipitation can you cause?

I love Jon Bois' writing:

From Maureen Johnson's excellent new book, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village:

The interior of the main house is a puzzle box of danger built and redesigned so many times over the years that no one knows what the real layout is. It is madness, secrecy, and familial hatred made manifest.

This is the granddaddy of rap song translations. I think this was the first thing that was viral that I ever encountered.

Kevin Porter Jr. reportedly tried to protect Sterling Brown from assault

A member of the Houston Rockets was injured in an incident outside a strip club called The Booby Trap. Few names are so apt for a business.

I appreciate this man's dedication to late night barbequeing.

Separated Americans And Canadians Are 'Sex Tenting' Due To Customs Loophole:

They are not all just playing cards in those tents!

The True Story of Donald Trump, Secret Action Hero:

This my favorite Tom the Dancing Bug joke ever

#30 on the Detroit Lions is named Dee Virgin. He probably plays against the QB today, David Blough, in practice. So, several times a week, Virgin is trying to get a Blough.

I was alleged to have written this. Believe me, I'd claim it if I had.

Back in 2013, it just said "BOOB". It's now at "BOOBS":