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My nephew is a Jags fan. This is a compilation of the best from every Why Your Team Sucks post about the Jaguars since 2013.

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Jacksonville Jaguars:

Interest in the Jaguars is wholly subsidized by the existence of fantasy football. They’re like corn, only corn is occasionally useful.

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Jacksonville Jagu...

There are so many articles about Trump’s utter failure at the debate. These are some of my favs:

A Handshake To End the Race:

Striding toward Trump and shaking his hand was a move of pure domination on Harris’ part. It was planned, of course, and it was successful. Trump looked like a defeated, tired old man who had met his match in the form of an opponent who did not fear him, and told him with her actions that it’s her that should be feared.

I’m the captain now, Harris s...

Kareem Abdul Jabbar said the following about Trump voters:

This election has made me more afraid for the future of the United States than any previous election. Not simply because Trump is running, but because the fact that he’s running—and doing as well as he is—after a disastrous four years in office, reveals a larger part of our population than I had realized is more irrational, self-destructive, uninformed, and harmful to their children’s futures.

Shannon Sharpe said the following on the Wednesday episode of Nightcap:

Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.

It’s Time For Left-Wing Wrestlemania Politics:

The Democratic Party must purge itself of its technocratic tendencies and embrace a purely emotional approach to politics. The party has to stop pretending the voting public is something they aren’t. They are, to a person, Wrestlemania fans who want nothing more than a good fiction to overwhelm their senses.

Give Americans a proper spectacle and an epic storyline to latch onto and maybe you can create a little class consciousn...

We Get Our Violence in High-Def Ultra Realism:

These images being beamed into their rotten brains are saying softly that they were right all along about These People, that you should not feel bad about hating them, that the policy prescriptions of Donald Trump and his allies are the medicine for this sickness.

This story is wild. Just goes to show that you need to do your research before putting your wagers down.

The Fake Indian Cricket League Created for Real Online Betting:

The tournament was also listed on 1xBet, a controversial betting website registered and headquartered in Cyprus and licensed globally in Curaçao. The company offers bets on 60,000 events monthly but has been blocked in countries including Russia, where it originated...

I couldn’t put my finger on it before. It now makes sense. I totally agree that the mainstream media makes Trump seem a lot smarter and more coherent than he actually is. It’s a travesty and shows that big media companies in the US cannot be trusted.

Parker Molloy first brought this up in 2020:

The piece said Trump was regularly unprepared to make real judgments during boardroom scenes, and “editors were often obliged to ‘rev...

They’re wrong for that Drew Gooden nickname!

Is hunting for big NBA free agents obsolete? Plus, remembering the wildest Mavericks trades:

You can see Lamar Mundane there for Ellis, along with Silent Assassin, which came from this incredible poster. Ellis was once traded for Ricky Pierce, and it prompted me to look up his nickname. I cackled at the idea of “Big Daddy Paper” being anybody’s moniker if they’re not running numbers f...