Yesterday, in addition to this country proving it’s racist and stupid, Missouri passed ballot measure to legalize sports betting and protect abortion rights.
I can’t help joking in my grief so I told some pals, “Now you can lay $50 on the alt spread for the Chiefs-Raiders while driving your sidepiece to Planned Parenthood.
Dudes will be like “Damn girl! Pipe down! I’m trying to live bet so that we can afford this procedure!”
Written on November 6, 2024