Friend’s wife wanted to run for elected office, and he didn’t want her to. I told him to do the following:
Tell her you’ve converted to Islam and are searching for Wife #2. If Republicans have taught us anything, it’s that competition should be encouraged in all arenas of life.
If you had a ditzy 25 year old Russian wife #2, her calculus would be quite different.
Unfortunately, she would definitely educate Svetlana about her options, and then you’d have two women deeply involved in Democratic politics.
He said they’d probably just get with each other. I said:
I hadn’t even considered the Sapphic Solution!!
Written on September 30, 2022