Ice on “The Hunger Games”:

If they can hunt so good, why don’t they just hunt food?


Ice on Brad Pitt:

If your man don’t like Brad Pitt, he’s just a bitch.


Ice and his friend on gaming:

Friend: I can’t play no games. I get carper tunnel.

Ice: What the f**k is carper tunnel?

Friend: Where your hands get messed up, brotha.


Ice on Crocs (the shoes):

You might as well put on some Crocs, if you’re trying to have some p***y repellent.


Ice T’s friend on male health:

When you taking a shower, man, act like a woman, man. Check your testicles, man.

Written on January 15, 2014