These are some Muneerisms to help you live a better life:
Early to bed, early to rise means that the opposite sex doesn’t find you attractive.
Do unto others as you would pay others to do unto you.
Always a bridesmaid, never the one who has to do all the housework for two people.
If at first you don’t succeed, give up and find someone else to do it for you.
Written on May 25, 2012