First, this description of Marjorie Taylor Greene is devastating and wonderful:
And sentient Applebee’s margarita Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a lengthy and unhinged Twitter thread,
Second, while we’re looking at insults, here’s a few solid ones from a list of G- rated:
‘Oh honey, you’re not pretty enough to be acting like that.’”
“I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.”
“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you properly.”
“You’re a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth.”
Third, Ed Zitron dropping more truth bombs about why companies actually want workers back in the office:
Let me tell you what’s actually happening here: big companies are being driven by executives that are barely in the office to have people back in the office because they want to justify their stupid, wasteful real estate and feel good about having people that they own running around the office. These executives have escaped the realm of monetary concern, and thus can only get their kicks by manipulating the time and space of those that work for them.