Talking to my pal E about her ideal wedding:

E: oh no it's fine. my mom already will have her own feelings about our wedding, that would be the topper and send her over the edge though and it's totally not worth it

Me: IS YOUR MOM UNHAPPY THAT JACK IS HISPANIC??? WHY ISN'T SHE HAPPY?

E: [sent a emoji shaking its head vigorously] nah, her and Jack's mom would like to see us wedded in a church i'm sure.

Me: You on the beach, setting up for the wedding. Your mom pulls up in a truck with 10 dudes from the Home Depot parking lot and starts building a wall. 😄

E: stop it she would not!!! hahahaha

Me: She'll be yelling like, "Andale Jose! We need to have this built before the music starts!"

Later, we talked about her possible officiant:

E: well and also, Jess and Steph's dad really talked about them wanting Jess to date J, only because they really liked the Sanchez family and they were both close in age but they had no desire. so i know we'd get some good "well i thought that would be me standing up here but instead..." jokes

Me: Don't be tempting fate! I've watched the Wedding Planner 4 times. I know what can happen!

E: that was the PLANNER, not the pastor, we're fine we're fine

Me: They're both supposed to be facilitating the marriage! Betrayal can come from either of them!!