Conversation with my pal A when I learned that a really annoying project was cancelled:

Me: I have persevered and god has provided. When I hit the Submit button on the Universal Life Church's website and gained my pastoral ordination, I should have known that I now have a direct connection to The Lord™.

A: Well if that’s the case…. I’ve got a few asks. jkjk

Me: Like the Catholic Church of the 1500s, I am not opposed to selling indulgences that bestow divine favor upon you