Talking to my pal E about recent actions by the Trump administration:

E: muneer let's make our own gov't!

Me: I would be just as corrupt as Trump. I can't be trusted with power! I'd be out here selling MunCoin crypto tokens, locks of my hair, my toothpicks, all of it!

E: LOCKS OF WHAT HAIR

Me: THAT'S WHY IT WOULD COST SO MUCH!! LIMITED SUPPLY!

E: oh so you out here saying what a shit job he's doin but you get into that position and you'd also run the country ragged from people spending all their crypto on someone's half inch long hair?! WHAT DEPARTMENT IS RUNNING THOSE FINANCIALS HUH

Me: I never claimed I'd be better!!! You know what they say, GAME RECOGNIZE GAME!! I know what Trump's about because I am just like him!!

E: noooo no i think you have a lot clearer head and not as power trippy. but you also aren't a billionaire, so who's to say... lol. money changes a brotha!

Me: I'd be ducking all types of lawsuits if I became Cocoa Trump!!

E: i don't see why you can hate when you outside the club!!!

Me: Where else do all the haters hang out??? Haters hate because they're jealous!