Mother Mary Full of Shit:

She’s a pathologically lying, old-man-fucking, fascist-fondling ventriloquist dummy with a Bible in one hand and a flamethrower in the other.

Karoline, you are not righteous. You are a prosthetic soul wearing a rosary like anal beads for Christ. You are not a woman of faith. You are a crusty MAGA cum sock for fascist power, a knockoff televangelist in MAC foundation and fascism cosplay.

You are a human Fleshlight for fascism, custom-molded to fit authoritarian dick and praise it for the girth.

You are extremely well-lit, cosmetically contoured, morally prolapsed fucking evil. And the Lord you name-drop like He’s your heavenly hype man with Stockholm syndrome? He’s not drafting your testimonial. He’s in the back with rubber gloves and a gallon of bleach, muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ under His breath while trying to disinfect the pulpit you turned into a money shot.