Muneer: I just want the Supreme Court nomination ceremony to end up being like the opening scene in King Ralph.

Steve: That takes me back.

Muneer: Instead of it all happening at once, it can happen over a few weeks or months.

Muneer: But at the end of the day, a Canadian named Gordie Ashton will be named president. He will bring moose and Tim Hortons along with social programs.

Lisette: Haaa.

Steve: I, for one, welcome our Canadian overlords.

Muneer: Brought up my King Ralph scenario to some pals at work. They pointed out that Gordie Ashton is ineligible to be the president since he's Canadian.

I feel like Gordie being the illegitimate son of a rogue American diplomat confers automatic American citizenship upon him.

Lisette: Yeah there’s a little thing called dual citizenship. Tired of these birthers.

Muneer: Exactly!!