I was joking around with a friend at work about how I should get my own floor at the office. They were moving tons of people to a new building:

I'll have reception ring me when someone wants to visit. I'll answer like, "Who disturbs me in the midst of my labors?" when they ping me. They're like, "The CEO, BR". I'd have to commandeer a sales rep to be the floor butler, and he could announce CEO, "BR, of the Overland Park Rs, here to see you, sir"