Loved Mike Tanier making fun of the 2 consulting firms the Falcons hired to help them find a new head coach and GM.

Blecch Monday. Stupor Tuesday:

Sportsadoodle and BLRGH Consulting won’t make terrible choices, mind you, because a random fan working from a hot-candidates list would perform about as well as the sharpest headhunter to ever invest in a LinkedIn Double Deluxe Platinum subscription. The consultants will merely make perfunctory and separate choices. The Falcons are just as likely to end up with orange juice in their cereal as peanut butter in their chocolate.

Luckily, Blank hedged his already split bet by announcing that Matt Ryan will join the Falcons in the coveted Tom Brady-like role of Former Quarterback and Moonlighting Television Announcer With Amorphous Rasputin-Like Powers.

So the GM chosen by Sportsaboobie and the coach chosen by ZORK will either answer to or work around the underqualified big-name suit filler appointed by Blank. That’s sure to foster a cohesive organization vision.