Lyz Lenz puts how I feel about ICE into words.

Dingus of the Week: Marco Rubio:

Being an ICE agent is the perfect job for people not good enough at business to be human traffickers or drug dealers, but just a bit too evil to be Baptist ministers. ICE is basically a landing pad for all the children George W. Bush left behind. It’s the ideal employer for anyone who seasons their chicken breasts with thoughts and prayers and has been banned from at least three dating apps.

Is that too mean? I might argue it’s not mean enough for a group of barely sentient invertebrates. A collective noun for ICE agents is a hate crime. A group of ICE agents was historically known as a Klan rally.

Sure, sure, you come to me for in-depth analysis. So, let me add that the cultural alienation aided by the rise of generative AI; the lack of communal spaces and walkable cities; toxic masculinity; and women disinvesting themselves from dating culture have led directly to this group of ugly loser dweebs deciding their only access to power is through the subjugation of minorities by joining an American Gestapo.

So, also, if you are feeling bad today, just remember you aren’t an ICE agent.