My pal, who I always accuse of hating on the Chiefs, was sending me messages about how bad the team looked. He also lives in Denver and went to UNC for grad school. So I sent him these replies:

I knew you never believed!!! You always wearing Broncos underwear when you got Chiefs gear on.

You got an old school Broncos logo tattooed on your right butt cheek and the new one on the left.

You bought all your cars from John Elway dealerships.

You go to a salon to get your pubes dyed Carolina blue.