I once had an argument with my wife on like a Friday morning.

I go to the Hyvee flower shop after work, and it's just me and 3 other dudes in line.One of them asks, "All of you in trouble with your old lady?" Everyone said "Yup.

When I got to the front, I asked the flower lady if she had my wife's fav flowers. She said, "We can order them and they'll be here by Tuesday." I told her I was in trouble today and to help me review the available stock.