My pal E went to a Catholic university. She also stated that while at this university, she had to buy her own toilet paper. I asked her why she couldn't have just snatched some from a cleaning cart. After she said there were no cleaning carts, I asked her:

So how did they clean the bathrooms? Free the jailed heretics and have them do it?

Or was it a "god will clean what he wishes to see clean" situation?