L'Etat C'est Trump: Maybe Antifa Was on to Something:

This week, someone in D.C. beat up Edward Coristine, the 19-year-old computer programmer and former DOGEy known as "Big Balls." It's not clear that the attackers, who were attempting a carjacking, had any knowledge of Coristine's connection to the administration. He was with his "significant other" at the time of the attack; it's not known if the incident caused her to deflate. In any case, two 15-year-olds have already been arrested and charged.