Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Buffalo Bills

When Josh Allen makes a good play and Sean McDermott is on the sidelines clapping and yelling "ATTA BOY" you have to understand that this is the highest praise Sean McDermott can give (comparing someone to Mohammad Atta)

I had friends over for the AFCC to serve as an emotional security net in the case of a bad outcome, but I only ended up feeling embarrassed. After the last failed QB sneak I yelled "Stop going fucking left!" and yanked off my Allen jersey, exposing my pale beer belly. My friends told me they "get it" but I know they've lost respect for me after that night.