Rusty Foster cuts to the heart of the matter when contemplating the true nature of cult leader Nicole Daedone, the founder of OneTaste:

Is Daedone a hashtag girlboss unfairly persecuted for being on her epic bean-flicking grindset, or a pimp masquerading as a guru? The jury found her the latter, and she currently awaits sentencing in jail in South Brooklyn. She plans to appeal until she finds a Trump judge addled enough to overturn the conviction and award her the Presidential Medal of Wanking instead, which shouldn’t take long.