Some bangers in the comments section.

Why There Hasn't Been Follow-Up Reporting On Latest Domestic Violence Claims Against Tyreek Hill:

Nate Oren5tam: I have a do-not-draft list of miscreants for fantasy football and Hill's been right up at the top of that for years now.

Norman Mailer-Daemon: Sadly, going the opposite way and drafting nothing but thugs, punks, gropers, drunks, abusers and shitheels would probably be a dominant strategy. Assuming, you know, they're eligible to play any given week.

ReadingRambo: I think that's a big part of why I don't play anymore. It's not fun if the only way to win is to feel bad about yourself.

Greyman: Isn't the whole reason "Florida Man" is a thing is because of that state's ridiculously loose public records rules?

I didn't think anything was ever locked down there.

ReadingRambo: Those rules didn't create the Florida Man. They just shone a light on him. He is the manifestation of an Elder God, or perhaps an unquenchable nature spirit tied to the land. We exist because he allows it, and we die because he demands it.