The Secretary of Swole

Hegseth Delivers Inspiration, Pushups, To The Youth:

It's been a busy week for the secretary of swole. In between deploying troops to various liberal hellholes around the country and conducting mole hunts within his own department, Hegseth notably demanded top generals fly to Quantico from around the world just to tell them it was time to nut up or shut up in the name of defending freedom from the tyranny of woke.

Written on October 05, 2025