Dingus of the Week: The Young Republican Group Chat:

Don’t you love how white men are men and must be treated as such until the very moment you expect them to empty the dishwasher, watch the offspring they created, or not be virulently racist? Then it’s like, “How can you expect me to behave differently? I am but an innocent lad. I have never learned right from wrong.”

Like, which is it? Either you are a man to be respected or you are still wiping off the afterbirth? Pick a lane.

Every time Alex Jones has a bad day, our skin gets clearer, our hearts get purer, and we are one step closer to god.

Also, as election season is coming up, please don’t vote for people who won’t do that. The ones who say, “Well, we have to find middle ground.” There is no middle ground with Donald Trump. There is no middle ground with extremism. The only thing in the middle of the road is roadkill.