The Worst Pub in the World
Is This The Worst Pub In The World?:
With his jetstream-blasted cheeks and teeth like Aztec temple ruins, The Bull doesn’t really seem like Malcolm’s kind of place. He agrees, but apparently, he is banned from his old local for cuckolding the landlord.
Impressively, the reality of Daylesford is even further from a farm than The Bell is from a pub. It’s a shopping centre – an oppressive, sprawling complex that reminds me of some godforsaken mini-mall on the outskirts of Aurora, Colorado. The kind of place where you can have dinner at Olive Garden and pick up an assault rifle for dessert.
Written on October 18, 2025