Megyn Kelly has always been suspect. But she just decided to show her whole ass, and not in a sexy way. This hollow husk of teased blonde hair held together by Botox and YouTube likes is apparently now trying to argue gradations of child sex abuse. And this is while she has a 14 year old daughter. I hope that Megyn, Jr. never has to be faced with the same horrors as the Epstein victims.

Jo Carducci said it all way better than I ever could.

Megyn Kelly Can Go Fuck Herself:

Megyn Kelly can go fuck herself.

And I mean it in the fullest, ugliest, soul-deep motherfucking way a human throat can form. Clear your calendar, unplug your ring light, rehome your ficus, and go fuck yourself, Megyn. Do it with the force of every survivor who clawed their way out of silence while women like you held the door open for the men who hurt them and smiled like it was a career move.

She can go fuck herself so hard her highlights revolt, her extensions file for emancipation, and her podcast evaporates into a sad puff of collagen dust and expired sponsorship codes.

But she sat her Skelewhore ass down in front of a microphone, locked eyes with her camera, and chose to scale trauma for engagement.

She is not a journalist. She is not a mother in that moment. She is not even a human being engaged with humanity. She is a brand. A shell. A hand-delivered press kit of violation defense wrapped in a contour palette.

She needs to be erased from public discourse.

She needs to be shoved into the long shadow of her own shame.