Now that Rusty Foster has concluded his Appalachian Trail hike, I got resubscribed to Today In Tabs.

He has some great lines when describing the events this year:

Sic Transit Gloria Monday:

The only people in the MAGA empire safe from snitches are the actual criminals, like border czar and medical reference illustration for the word “bagman” Tom Homan who, according to MSNBC’s Carol Leonnig and Ken Dilanian, took $50,000 in cash from undercover F.B.I. agents “in a bag from the restaurant chain Cava” in September, 2024. That case was shut down by googley eyed Trump F.B.I. head Kash Patel and ageless ghoul from the outer dark Emil Bove after a careful review and determination that bribery is ok if you’re one of us.

Capri Sun The Long Way:

The fifteen inch Capri Sun sold out in minutes. You’ll have to satisfy your long juice needs elsewhere, slut.