UNC Plans To Employ Two Formerly Great Coaches:

There is no reason to expect that Petrino is worth much as a coach anymore. What is much more interesting is the fact that Bill has extended his hand to a brother in old-man horniness, which is beautiful.

And from the comments:

If Belichick does anything more tragic, they won’t need Hulu to document it, they’ll need Aeschylus. Even Icarus is like, “C’mon now, this is obviously a bad idea.”