I made up this story based on this tweet from Josh Gondelman:

Here it is:

Listen, there’s something I have to tell you. I was sworn to secrecy while still within the borders of the great nation of Mexico.

The locals came to me, and said, “Senor, there is a place here. A place of magic. Can we trust you?” I replied, “I will always love and support you and everything you stand for. Of course!”

They took me to an island, and it was indeed wondrous. The ocean was suddenly clear to the bottom, there were animals walking without fear of humans, and there was a literal path made of gold from the beach to the inland area.

I looked to my guide and asked him, “What is this place called??” He said, “A man came here in 1994 and named it. An American. Before then, it had no name, not even in the time of the Mayans. I believe you knew him as Biggie Smalls.” (Biggie was pronounced “Bih-yee”)

He named this place “Isle of Itwhenyoucallmebigpoppa”.

And so it stands until today.