If I won the lottery

I used to joke that if I'd won the lottery while I was working at my old job, I would:

  • Continue working thereFund a $100 million retirement planSend my plan out for RFP each year around the same time as my review.
  • If I didn't get a good review, I would threaten my sales person that I would take my business elsewhere.
  • So, my salary would have been paid out of the client retention budget, and I would demand a huge pay increase each year.
Written on February 13, 2026