We sat down before the evening show in the main pavillion and were just chilling out.

• This couple comes and sits down behind us, on my side.
• Based on what I heard, I called them the Karen and the Wimp for the rest of the trip.
• The Karen starts barking about what she will and won't accept in her marriage.
• They're also speaking only in therapy speak.
• It was unclear what the Wimp's relationship to her was at this point. I honestly thought he was her gay best friend.
• But then the Wimp says, "You know, sometimes I wish you'd stop talking. But I know that as your husband, I have to be open and listen to you." I think I gasped when he said that.
• They keep talking and one point, the Karen says, "It's not fair of me to put all my stuff from the day on you the moment you walk in the door. You drive 2 hours to get home, and should have a break."
• I looked back, and The Wimp had his arm around her. He looked very unhappy about this decision.
• At one point, The Wimp got frustrated and walked away for a few mins. He came back with drinks for both of them.
• But, I think that this was a conversation you have in your room, in hushed tones. Not out in the open, next to a judgy dude.
• I also told Jessicca that if she got in my face every day after I'd commuted for 2 hours, we'd have some huge problems.