When I was living in the townhouse, I had just gotten my new (at the time) Hyundai. Some young punks threw rocks at it while I was trying to turn on to the road to my neighborhood.

I pulled a quick U. The ringleader ran. The other two put their heads down and started walking. I pulled up next to them and asked them what the hell they thought they were doing. They said, "SORRY! WE DIDN'T MEAN IT!!" I told them, "No one in the world cares about you except your mom. Do that again, and you might get your asses beat. Tell your friend that too."