A pal was telling me that at her college, they allowed the ball to bounce twice before going into the cup. This affronted me greatly. My response:

According to the KU Beer Pong Charter of 1912, this would be a violation punishable by being chained to a stockade on Massachussetts St. for 10 days. Your only meals would be the egg yolks that drip down your face after they're thrown at you by jeering passers by.