Pretend to be a baseball team
I've been to an Angels game. It was, as the kids say, "mid".
The Fall of Perry Minasian, and the Price of Doing Business:
The common mistake people commit lies in thinking of the Los Angeles Angels as a baseball team. This is understandable, because it is what the Angels pretend to be. They put on baseball clothes and play in a real baseball stadium with fish tacos and helmet nachos and everything. The PA announcer tells everyone to clap their hands. They even draft players out of the same talent pool. What the Angels are, instead, is a corporation that sells Baseball Product, the way that “orange drink” contained a lot of orange, but not the fruit. And when you think of them that way, it’s hard to consider them anything but a success.