This is supposed to be satire, but who can tell the difference anymore?

U.S. heat wave is Mother Nature siding with the liberals:

Look, I don’t care if I have to put flame-resistant booties on my dog before I take her for a walk; I’m not going to start believing climate change is real. Doing that would force me to do three things that run counter to my deeply held values:

1. Trust science.
2. Believe there are things I am not right about.
3. Admit I was wrong.

No way I’m doing any of those things, Mother Nature. You and your liberal minions can evaporate the oceans and I’m still not going to let doubt in my unearned infallibility creep in.