The betrayal is so delicious.

Céline Dion, How Could You?:

Quelle horreur! Dion, born and raised outside of Montreal, and perhaps the most famous and successful Francophone artist, would seem to be an ideal torchbearer for the Habs, and perhaps for all of Canada, as they seek to bring the Cup north of the border for the first time in nearly three decades. But there she was, dans un casque noir rather than in the bleu-blanc-rouge of the Canadiens. It would have been less jarring had Phillip Danault joined the Knights before the game and advocated for English instruction only in Quebec schools.

Rest assured we are seeking comment from Dion, the Golden Knights, the Canadiens, Gary Bettman, Resorts World Las Vegas, the Premier of Quebec, and Youppi!, and will update this blog when warranted.