There Is No Place In A Functional Society For Elon Musk

I've been depressed about the state of this country for a while. The problems still aren't solved, but this is a start to getting our society back.

There Is No Place In A Functional Society For Elon Musk:

The federal government is in tatters, the judiciary seeded with sneering MAGA goons like bear traps on a forest floor, the executive branch a metastatic growth of varyingly murderous criminal enterprises in unholy union with a psychotic, apocalyptic tech industry in suicide-cult thrall to bumbling chatbots.

The silver lining in allowing such obscene wealth and power to concentrate themselves in one revolting addled herb, constitutionally incapable of winning the sincere esteem of any person less detestable than himself, is this: It is a problem with the exact same size, dimensions, and outline as Elon Musk himself.

The most direct path to doing durable good for American democracy, right now, is the one that leaves tire tracks across Elon Musk's stupid fucking face.

And he is eminently breakable. For one thing, for all his wealth and power he is just one doughy 55-year-old bag of shit, and a deeply mediocre one at that, who long ago exhausted his one actual skill—self-promotion—and has been coasting on the gravitational effects of his wealth ever since.

Tell your congresspeople! You must break Elon Musk. Make him a scarecrow for the other members of his class. There will never be a better opportunity: People want blood, and virtually everyone in the world hates this scumbag. If Elon Musk has so much as a million dollars to spend on the 2028 election, the blue Congress will have airballed a layup.

Written on November 04, 2026