Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date:

“The sober authority of the printed word continues to hold value for those attempting to extort large sums of money from wealthy people who wish to see their loved ones alive again, and not chopped into pieces and left in steamer trunks on their doorsteps.”

It’s satire, and I love it!

Written on October 15, 2009