I was forced to warn my good pal about this man. The following is an excerpt from that conversation:
Muneer: This man is the greatest natural predator of Latinas today. He lures them in with a mix of wealth and balladeering.
Lisette: Even us non-Latinas need to know —who is this man??
Muneer: His name is Sech. Here’s some more information about him. Here he is in action. I call him Noriega’s Revenge.
Steve: Noriega’s Revenge is what I call it when I poop to “Panama” by Van Halen.
Lisette: Oh my god all of these Panamanian rappers are NERDS. You can tell because all of their video vixens sway side to side with no butts.
Muneer: To be fair, in the video I sent, all the rappers are from different countries. But as they were being hosted by Sech, they had to steel themselves and accept the flat butt situation.
Lisette: Loool
Steve: Diplomacy in a nutshell.