Sick freaks
From a now-deleted Reddit post: I stumbled onto this subreddit looking for tips on running a basic Plex server, and holy shit, you people are insane. Instead of finding normal humans, I find complete...
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Salesforce AI means no free will
Salesforce Is Using A Hallucination To Sell AI: ... why—for the love of God, why—would McConaughey let himself be seated outside during this downpour? Why has he decided to be complicit in his own...
SQL query for happiness, pt. 2
Ingredients for 21 year old Muneer to have a great time: ~~~SQL WITH stripclub AS (SELECT FROM world.gentlemansclubs WHERE dancer.status != 'pregnant' AND cover.charge IS NULL), WITH shawtys AS...
Spreadsheet hate
I agree with everything in this post. I Will Fucking Dropkick You If You Use That Spreadsheet: But that is a mere sane engineer, the first to die in the revolution, and when you have seen enough of...
SQL query for happiness
I made the following SQL based joke: My list of places you need to bring something back from is as follows: ~~~SQL SELECT FROM world.stores LEFT JOIN world.gentlemensclubs Wait, wait, I forgot my...
Landing a plane using the Force
Shogun’s excellent TV show made me go back and play the videogame adaptations, here's how they broke me as a man: I played an emulated version of this game with no manual, which felt roughly...
Stumping the Help Desk
Begone Datacamp
I shan’t be updating data types in Excel, DataCamp. Begone with your foolishness.