Bruce Wayne's wealth
This is a banger of a story from Tumblr: Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth. Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world. He starts...
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Necroprancer
This is a classic from Tumblr: TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY >...
Tiny OSHA Me
From Tumblr: Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The...
Buzz Aldrin story
Good brother
From a memes on Tumblr: Tell me a soft memory My oldest brother is 10 years older than me. When I was in first grade, he took me shopping for new school clothes which was huge because, as the...
Texas obituaries
People in Texas keep it real at all times: I used to review Texas obituaries for a living and these are some of my favorite lines describing people who were apparently awful during their lifetimes:...
Playing the villain
I would enjoy this game very much: imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and...
Starbucks fan fic
This Starbucks fan fic is such a great story: Actual conversation I had at register: “Hi, welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you, today?” “How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?” “I- I’m...
Arby's
Ghost story
I really enjoyed this ghost story from agwitow: It just became second nature to close all the cupboards first thing in the morning (even though they’d been closed the night before). Which was when...
Walter White is so toxic
Walter White was on one: Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first