After discussing how much graded baseball cards could be worth, I told a friend:

This has only one ending. I’ll be found sleeping on a bench in a bus terminal. I’ll be clutching my hobo satchel, protecting the 13 9.5 Lamelo Ball rookie card s slabs inside.

The Notorious Board Game That Takes 1,500 Hours To Complete:

He’ll happily admit that this was an unreasonable game for unreasonable people…

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From Twitter:

OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao

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From Threads:

Kid Rock makes music for dudes who get outraged when other people’s students loans are forgiven but are themselves about three years behind on paying child support.

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I love me some orcas:

From Threads:

Toxic bosses rarely change. They just change targets. You are never safe, even if you think it could never happen to you because you’ve been “accepted” in the in group. You are never safe because these individuals eventually turn and need a new scapegoat. It’s all by design.

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This is a compilation of the best Jaguars comments from Drew Magary and others on Deadspin and Defector.

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Jacksonville Jaguars:

re: Question for Cops and Detectives:

… you feel dirty, jaded, and afraid for people you love afterwards.

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These are a couple of good primers for both men and women.

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man:

Joe Sheehan dropping hot fire:

Garcia had a .281 OBP this year and bats ninth because there is no tenth.

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The Royals’ social media team is elite

After the Royals’ series win today, it feels like other teams will try to copy the Royals’ pitching approach. The table is set for a repeat of the Rockies’ $50 million bullpen from 2016-19.

Wade Davis’ greatest service to the game was stealing $64 million from the Monfort family.

Kevina thinks any event with a 1 in 20 chance is so unlikely it can’t happen, and that an odd number can be exactly divisible by 4 if it is large enough (I will include her proof in the comments) : r/StoriesAboutKevin:

This guy was interested in her, and I didn’t think she should go with him because he was in a relationship. Plus, his girlfriend had wanted to be in an open relationship but he’d vetoed that, whilst still thinking he should be able to have sex with other women. That didn’t sit right with me. It seemed caddish.

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Denny Carter on why Dem’s need to adopt litmus tests too.

I Stared Into The Abyss Of The Democratic Party And All I Got Was This Anxiety:

Trump Can Still Win:

Trump flourishes in this environment where nothing and everything is true. He speaks the brain-dead language of low-trust. And that’s the language a lot of the country speaks.

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