Larry Bird and Shawn Kemp
Sports Memery had this banger about Larry Bird and Shawn Kemp: Few people know the connection between Larry Bird and Shawn Kemp. At age 33, Bird discovered that teenage phenom Shawn Kemp had...
Posts tagged with "absurdist"
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The Saga of Darnold
Darnold and CJ Stroud: After the Texans game, Sam Darnold approached CJ Stroud, who had been sacked five times, to offer some advice. "Stop taking those hits," Darnold said, giving Stroud a pat on...
Haliban memes
I'm loving the Haliban memes!
Grim men's lifestyle
I have heard of a new thing from this site I love called Defector: the grim men's lifestyle. It's when you are engaging in activities that are thought of as fun like playing poker or going to a...
Baseball Notes, 5-10-25
Box Score Banter: Keep Riding: It’s a mixture of incompetence and misfortune and torpor, a malaise that hollows out a creature’s identity and takes the body as its own. You go on a six-game winning...
Salesforce AI Ad
Salesforce Is Using A Hallucination To Sell AI: ... why—for the love of God, why—would McConaughey let himself be seated outside during this downpour? Why has he decided to be complicit in his own...
John Daly, the Santa
From Sports Memery: According to legend, if you leave 6 boneless wings and a couple of loose cigarettes on your kitchen table on Christmas night, a visibly sweaty John Daly will forcefully enter your...
Cat is a turkey fiend
I Have Created A Turkey Fiend: Tuesday morning she posts up, staring intensely at me, swishing the tip of her tail in frustration. She is not meowing. She is locked in. She is furious. I do not think...
Nihilist dog
My dog the nihilist: On the rare occassion, he'll pretend he has an injured paw. Two separate trips to the vet revealed he was faking it, probably to get out of doing dog stuff, like go for walks and...
King's Bread
Andy Dalton, Chameleon
From Sports Memery: We’ve long established that Andy Dalton is the best quarterback currently playing in the NFL. His command of the field, sharp instincts, and ability to rally any team he leads...
God's fear
Sparkling water
Arby's
Tooth fairy
Deep magic
Gutter
Eloquence
Girlfriend running
Alone on this barren earth
Metal cat
Roomba
Cookie monster
These are a couple of solid Cookie Monster memes:
Bakery Art
This photo of Dick Vitale is art
This is almost the whole article's text, but it's too good not to share: Here we find the old man robbed of his schtick by the punishing cold, the usual cartoonishness of his persona replaced by the...
Dill pickle pie
Vodka Papa John's shot
Weird Celtics Twitter
I love Weird Celtics Twitter! A few fun articles about it: Where did Robert Williams’s nickname come from?: The short answer is that Time Lord is an ironic reference to a few slip-ups Williams made...